StaleBacon – A Web Comic About Nothing

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We’re totally excited to have received fan mail for the first time ever! We don’t really know what this person is trying to say, but they obviously put a lot of thought and effort into this email. We thought we’d share it with you guys!

Your site has got to be the most STUPID PIECE OF SH*T WEBSITE created. An absolute work of sh*t!! You 2 must be f***ing moronic idiots. NOTHING is funny on your site and I “TRIED” to see “ANY” humor that “SHOULD” have been there, but NONE was to be found. I hope you 2 sh*t stains have a real job to fall back on as this site is SH*TTY at it’s VERY BEST!! Watching “YOUR” president Obama lie to the American people every thing imaginable is more entertaining than your site, AND HE SUCKS BIG TIME!!! Now I get it, YOU BOTH ARE N***ERS, JUST LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT!!! OOPPPS!! I meant to say, MUSLIM N***ERS!!!

Somewhere in there.. things got political. We’re guessing this guy can’t afford the good drugs. – Kevin & Dustin

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http://openskymedia.com Jason

It’s almost like two different people wrote it. Or maybe a vessel burst in his head half way through. Where’s the Hitler or Nazi references? He’s totally missing out on a grade A rant. So close, so very close.
http://m0m0comics.com Praveen Sawh

lol, It would be interesting if we later found out that you guys made that up yourselves….
http://www.stalebacon.com stalebacon

lol. It probably would have been a little better than this. We just thought it was funny how he got all political there at the end. We’ve never stated our political preferences, if any. His email username was “liberalsaredogshit”
http://www.agent-x.com.au scott

I just appreciate how they censored the offensive words themselves.
http://www.stalebacon.com stalebacon

We’re just looking out for you.
http://fartsfromtheheart.com/ Fart Mail

What the fart? It is so hateful it is almost a piece of art.
http://fartsfromtheheart.com The Farting 1

That temper-tantrum was awesome!!!
http://www.unbearablebears.com David

HA! This is funny, but what’s more funny is when you scroll down it looks like your character and the midgets are laughing at it. BTW, today’s comic made me laugh out loud.
http://myspace.com/___blood_red_summer___ Taylor

Ha, what a loser.
http://www.caf-fiends.net/comicpress Blondie

Aw, man! I’m totally jealous! I’ve never gotten a piece of hate mail so wonderful as that. It’s a thing of beauty.
http://hmm-sweet-splendid-wisdom.com MidwestMom

What a mental midget mayhem moment !!LOL
http://aithyne.net Lynn

You commies.
Linda Boyer

Congratulations on your first piece of fan mail! He may be crazy but he clearly reads Stalebacon.com on a regular basis and that makes him a fan. Oh by the way LOL.
the baron jon

the stupidity of people amazes me sometimes. probably just didn’t get the jokes and decided to lump you in with what the tv tells him he should hate lol
http://wwww.martinangryowl.com Amy

good lord, I’ve just been reading The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks and now my spidey senses are in overdrive…

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought was how to correct his punctuation and grammar?
Todd

That’s hilarious. Definitely someone with zero sense of humor. I like ya’lls stuff, yeah some is questionable, but hey it’s your work, your art. If I don’t like it that day I don’t forward it on to my 200 legions for their humble opinions, I just keep it to myself. Which is exactly what they should have done with their email to ya’ll. Wow what a way to sound intelligent by such a fine example of diarrhea of the mind. Keep doing what you are doing, you’ve got those that can take your humor and will continue to come back and check you out daily.
the baron jon

Seriously this is why i wish i had a license to hunt stupid people. It’d help even out the intelligence of our country, keep letters like this from offending my eyes, and we could sell the bodies as barbeque to starving countries to help end world hunger!